10. For the first time, guests can drive themselves to the
party.
9. Mimicking adults
at social gatherings, the boys will start off in one corner of the room while
the girls will be in the other.
8. There ARE boys at
the party.
7. All conversation ceases
the moment the adult enters the vicinity.
6. No matter how loud the music, the volume of the talking
will rise to meet or exceed it.
5. Because they will nosh all night, there is no such thing
as leftover pizza.
4. The level of amusement
her friends express toward the mother’s humor is in direct proportion to the embarrassment
the birthday girl expresses toward the same.
3. The cost of the
guests’ collective electronics is more than the price of your first car.
2. It’s a valid
concern that forty-eight cans of caffeinated beverages and six bags of fluorescent
orange salty snacks may not be enough.
1. Little Mermaid decorations and gifts from Build-A-Bear
are as big a hit today as they were ten birthdays ago.
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