What I Didn't Do Today

First, I'll tell you what I DID do today:

-- checked e-mail about 1,000 times...read, responded to and archived most of today's crop
-- wrote a letter to an editor
-- tried to fun a 5K; instead ran a 2.5K and rode my bike about 5K to and from a local park
-- met my husband for Friday lunch date
-- scrubbed shower grout with a toothbrush
-- scrubbed two toilets
-- folded two loads of laundry
-- shopped for groceries
-- got the oil changed in my hoopty mom van
-- delivered 3 lawn signs for the library campaign
-- made dinner
-- had three separate and engaging phone conversations with the same person for approx. 90 combined minutes
-- ordered my children around so they could do two loads of their own laundry
-- shopped for a Bat Mitzvah gift and card
-- purchased a Father's Day gift
-- engaged in a spirited online debate over reckless youth and their stupid antics
-- ate some java chip ice cream

Did you notice I said scrubbed shower grout with a toothbrush and scrubbed two toilets???

That right there should have been the only clue anyone needed to figure out that what I ACTUALLY did all day consisted of one thing...and one thing only:

I PROCRASTINATED.

I did all of that today to avoid doing the only thing I really should have gotten done today.

And I'm not sorry.